The Questionable Inner Workings of Youth Today

Questions I've Received Lately
1. What did you eat for breakfast
2. Can i see a person with HIV and AIDS
3. Who is the new president
4. If i have sex with 5 boys in one day, will i get sick or pregnant
5. If i have sex with 5 boys unprepared, will i get sick or pregnant
6. If i have one baby that is 12 months, can i make another
7. Are there people on other planets
8. What do these words mean: admire, fortune, conflict, fakalakabusted
9. When is maths club
10. How old are you/ How many are you in your family
11. Is Eminem your father
12. Is Rihanna your cousin
13. Where are China, Japan, and Brazil
14. What is osmosis
15. If my period is only 3 days do i have a problem
16. By the time you want to be married you should tell me
17. What can i do to make the labia grow longer what is the function of the labia what happens if they are too long
18. What if Mugabe can say he wants to marry you will you agree
19. Are there poor people in America
20. Do you have cows in America
21. If i want to marry the American, what can i do
22. Madam at Ha Matala (a village) at Maseru (district) there was a man who rape the pig why do that man do that to the pig when there are many prostitutes
23. If there are pimples on my genitals do i have a problem
24. If i make unprotected sex with my boyfriend and he tells me a week later that he is HIV positive, will i have HIV
25. How do i factorise
26. Am i at high risk if i make abortion/ will it be wrong if i can make abortion
27. Is oral sex nice? What is it?
28. Madam my brother says he will marry you he is very handsome so what if you can say o.k.

Things I Wonder About
1. Why bees always hang around the pit of my latrine so i'm scared to sit down because they'll sting my butt
2. If kitty AIDS is as prevalent as human AIDS and will parker get it because she's a cat-slut
3. If the real GRE is as easy as the practice problems in my "Cracking the GRE" book
4. If Michelle Obama is dead. A student today asked if she was because they heard she was in a fatal car accident. [Note: it was Zimbabwe's PM's wife who died]
5. If my class discussions about sex, pregnancy, HIV/AIDS are actually helping/educating my students at all
6. Have I become a glorified condom machine?
7. If my new haircut makes me look butch (almost nobody at school noticed, because here everyone's hair is fake and changes dramatically every month or so, so they don't realize it's a big deal for a whitey to lose that much hair)
8. A student gave me a cob of corn in class today. Is this the Lesotho equivalent of giving the teacher an apple?

Madam, You Look So Sharp!

My skool won a debate (topic: should HIV testing be compulsory in Lesotho) and so the next week friday we had no classes and there was a DJ and we made a crap ton of samp (corn based porridgy dish that's SO tasty) and the teachers had to dress in the student uniform, and the students got to dress in private clothes, it was so cute, these kids dressed to the nines. anyway, on with the photos:

The "hip hop boys"

all the ladiez in the kitchen

woo hoo first day of skool!

The Great Shearing

Before:

The first cut

notice the cow in the background trying to eat my head

Almost there.... Taking a break to menace said cowDone!

Thanks, Westlife, For The Best Decade Of My Life!

i rode a stallion up a mountain!

Then went to a staff party

Here are some photos of the area taken by ms. Pam who has a much better camera than I:

Prayer Flags

Lastly, I love it when random men with accordions show up by the riverside to play pied-piper with the children

She Has Freckles On Her, But She Is Nice

12 Feb
I had the best time evar last night. It started out kind of lame, though. It was raining like crazy and my house flooded again, so i was hiding in bed reading a book with my headlamp. Then i got up to go brush my teeth and was dancing across my hut when i noticed how slippery the floor was when i realized that i was EXACTLY REPRODUCING the end scene from the fine feature film: Step It Up 2: The Streets! HOLY CRAP! so I got all into it, dancing and swishing the water around, and did the banana-peel fall onto my butt a few times. THen i started doing risky-business type slides back and forth across my hut, when i crashed into my little table thingy that has all these tupperwares of flour, papa, sugar, oatmeal, etc. on them, and of course the only thing to fall was a bowl of eggs, which cracked all over the floor. I swept the mess into a dustpan and then as i was pouring water and soap over the area to clean it, i had an epiphony: soapy water is waay slipperyer than regular water! So i squirted dishsoap all over my floor where it mixed in the puddles and my whole house turned into a slip n slide! I danced and slid around for almost half the night. Today my butt and hands are so sore, but my heart and mind are oh so content.

Smushy Faced Children Follow Me

25 Jan
The bus was inexplicably 40 minutes early today, so i missed it and what is normally a 2 hour trip became a 10 hour long day of triumph!
Tally for the Day:

• strangers proposing: 6
• strangers proposing to me in front of their wives: 2
• pages read: 192
• failed hitch attempts: 3
• kidnapping attempts (where i'm the "kid"): 1
• mls of water for the day: 500
• food: none
• cute babies played with: 2
• Items demanded of me: my jacket, my shoes, my earrings (3 times), food, candy, toilet paper, money for beer and cigarettes

Taxi Tally: Occupants of the 14 person max. vehicle:
21 adults, 4 babies/toddlers, 4 giant duffel bags, a 9kg propane tank, 3 buckets full of godknowswhat, a chicken, 2 animal hide drums (of the musical variety), and about 157 flies.

29 Jan
I spend at least an hour every day circling my hut, swatting flies. One time i clocked in at 2 hours 10 mins. This is indicative of:
a) The number of flies in my hut
b) My dislike for flies
c) The range of activities available to me in my free time
d) All of the above

30 Jan

Things I Do When I'm Bored
1. make lists
2. swat flies
3. curse the existence of flies
4. do crosswords
5. teach myself to play vic's mandolin
6. read books
7. play with professor phonics
8. create/ convince myself i still have a life and future in America
9. draw pictures
10. shadow dance
11. Lift "weights" a.k.a. buckets of varying quantities of water
12. lay on my bed and stare at the ceiling
13. read more books.

2 Feb
My house gets secretly flooded during heavy rains. It took me a while to figure out what was going on. So my floor is concrete covered with mismatched pieces of plastic sheeting, and during heavy/prolonged rains water seeps in through the seam where the wall and floor meet, and collects beneath the plastic sheeting. I kept getting my socks/slippers soaked while walking around my house, but couldn't see any puddles. Finally i realized that if i step near a hole, water will geyser up. When i discovered these hidden geysers i tried to mop up the water, but more just kept coming. Then i realized the ENTIRE FLOOR was like a waterbed with too many holes, and it was still raining, so i retreated to high ground (my bed) and watched the progress. As the rains continued a lake started forming over near my door ( the lowest point of the floor), and two streams formed along seams in the sheeting, and the water trickled down to the lake. As a result of my bloodlust, there are quite a few discarded fly carcasses on the floor, who were then caught up in the deluge and also made their way down to the lake. I was waiting for my furniture to start floating away, too.
I suppose there was a good reason why the successful little pig made his house of brick, and not mud and cow dung.

I Will Bathe Myself Sometime This Year

10 Jan

AMERICA
America is a land of dreams, one that already feels like a dream. I spent 3 weeks in a haze of remembered things, people, places, etc. I think the thing i liked best was belonging. People took me as i was, as just another human rather than "the whitey" or "the foreigner". Nobody shouted, jeered, mocked, whistled, stared, or asked me for shit as i passed them on the street. Nobody paid any attention whatsoever! Anonymity is amazing.
I (un)fortunately both reaffirmed old connections and relationships and made new ones. It's good (great) in theory because these are amazing people but it sucks because i was just getting used to going without, and now i'm back to being without.
SUMMARY OF AMERICA:
10. freedom
9. pavement
8. strip malls
7. beer
6. all the food groups
5. sushi
4. friends
3. boys
2. feeling like home
1. instant gratification

20 Jan

USA officially gets a new president today! I'm excited to watch the inaugeration (streaming live all over africa!). It's a bit weird though because I've gone throught this whole election process from the outside. I YouTubed Obama's acceptance speech when i was home for christmas and it was the first time i've ever heard him speak before. His voice is much deeper and more resonant that i had imagined from the photos.
Today is also the second day of school! I'm only teaching 3 classes this year (2 science 1 math) so I'll have time for other projects. Also I'm the one that made teh school's timetable this year, so i personally have an awesome class sched! No classes early morn, after lunch, or on fridays! woo 3 day weekend! So anyways, what will i do with all this free time? I have many plans:
1) Trees! This is a hanously barren country, and the most offensive part is that my school campus doesn't have a single tree, nothing even near! So I'm applying for a small grant to buy shovels/water cans (which will then be used in the agriculture program) and i'm getting 200 seedlings from the ministry of forestry.
2) Scholarships- I'm trying to get scholarships for school fees for a handful of incredible students who can't afford to come to school anymore. [it's US$65 per year to attend school. If ANYONE reading this wants to sponsor one of my kids, I'll send you letters, background, photos, progress reports, whatever you need. It would make such a huge impact, and not in the amorphous "where's my money going" sally-struthers sort of way. If you're interested, email me for more info: rereilly at gmail dot com]
3) Math Club! I'm going to train some of my best students to become tutors, then I'm going to have a one day a week after school math time, where kids can work on their assignments, get help, and play maths games. (I introduced "multiplication bingo" and they're completely obsessed with it! they want to play everyday, and they want to come after school to play! every time i see them they yell "BINGO!" now. they think it's the greatest thing ever)
4) Thaba-Tseka district is holding a Diversity Camp, where 25 students from around the district come in for a day and a half and do life skillz sessions, HIV/AIDS awareness stuff, career workshops, etc. and i'm excited to help out with it.
5) A tome entitled "Survival for the Teacher Who Isn't" (1984) [type-writered, spiral bound] was unearthed from the peace corps technical library, and it's a great, fairly comprehensive resource for pcvs that teach during their service. The maths and science teachers in my group have taken it upon ourselves to overhaul/revamp/bathe in sparkles this book. I'm super excited about this project because it involves one of my favorite activities: writing about teaching + science! Right now madeline and I are in charge of the "methodology/motivation" chapter. Also I'm doing the visual aids portion, and contributing to the classroom games/science labs and demos/ math teaching techniques sections.